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Will not risk.


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Stoner Questions, do emmm! please!!

  • 1. When did you lose your smoking virginity?
  • 2. How often do you smoke?
  • 3. What's your favorite way to smoke?
  • 4. Are you the type of person who'd rather smoke alone, or with people?
  • 5. Why do you smoke bud?
  • 6. Have you ever rolled a blunt?
  • 7. Do you prefer blunts or joints?
  • 8. What do you think about people who openly smoke around their kids?
  • 9. Favorite strain?
  • 10. How has smoking bud changed you as a person?
  • 11. Bong rips are great right?
  • 12. How about dabs?
  • 13. How many different ways have to managed to smoke before?
  • 14. Do your friends smoke?
  • 15. Have you ever been hated on, or ridiculed for being a stoner?
  • 16. How long have you smoked for?
  • 17. Where do you usually smoke?
  • 18. Have you ever showed a newbie the ropes to smokin bud?
  • 19. Do you cough a lot when you smoke?
  • 20. Have you ever been in trouble with the law because of marijuana?
  • 21. Do your parents know that you smoke?
  • 22. Do your parents give you shit about it?
  • 23. Have you ever smoked with your parents/family members?
  • 24. Did you introduce your self to weed, or did somebody get you into it?
  • 25. How high is your tolerance?
  • 26. Some good songs to get blazed to?
  • 27. Highest you've ever been?
  • 28. How much do you usually smoke daily, weekly, monthly?
  • 29. The largest amount of bud you've purchased?
  • 30. Do you have any smoking rituals?
  • 31. Have you ever done a time bomb?
  • 32. What was the most desperate thing you've ever done for weed?
  • 33. Do you smoke legally, or illegally?
  • 34. What's the best thing that weed's done for you?
  • 35. Are you high right now?
  • 36. Have you ever jacked someone's bag?
  • 37. Have you ever been accused of being high at school, and denied it, even though you were?
  • 38. Have you ever thought that the weed you smoked was laced?
  • 39. Would you smoke with me?
  • 40. Next time you're planning on getting high?
  • 41. Best foods to munch on?
  • 42. Do you plan on smoking for the rest of your life, just for the time being?



why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 

if i was standing behind you and you were already tall to begin with and then you put someone on your shoulders i would KICK YOU IN THE SACK

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