Finding the perfect porn to masturbate to takes longer than the masturbating itself.
The amount of truth in this statement is staggering.
(Source: daniinrealworld, via oscarthegrouch)
when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
(Source: albinoblackman, via pizza-maniac)
- Tumblr app: I'm done loading
- Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
- Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
